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Having sex with multiple people in a short amount of time
Shorty was fuckin Marquis this morning, now she fucking raquin. She stay dick-swapping
A gay man who handles mule cocks. Hangs out often with Oshiro.
Dude, did you see that guy? He just raped that mule. What a Dick Snuggles!
Eric sent me a dick pic and his penis looks like a leech dick.
A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
Being so cold that your nipples go full erection, able to cut through glass and the orifices of your enemies.
Mate, it's so cold outside! I'm fucking dick nipping out here!
A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.
Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?