King da Ka

when someone male or female gives another male a erection.

Male Friend: what did you do last night?

Other Male: Nothing really, but boy when she walked by i got the biggest King da Ka EVER!!

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slow stroke king

Apparently the slow stroke king is Drake in a song called Mr. Right Now
But he really ain't all that

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A kiss from the king

When taking a crap on the toilet a bit of water splashes up and touches your butthole.

Hey man i just dropped a big turd and got a kiss from the king.

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King of Bandits Jing

King of Bandits Jing is a god of thieves. the Ou Dorobou (japanese for King of Bandits) steals all thing precious.

Even the stars.
and your life.

It's Him!! The King of Bandits!

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King James Bible

English-language translation of the Christian Bible published in 1611 under the authority of the British Crown. Also known as the Authorized Version (i.e., authorized for use in the Anglican Church) or King James Version. Based on a small number of relatively late manuscripts, the translation is not as accurate as modern versions such as the NIV or NRSV.

The Scripture reading this morning will be taken from the King James Bible.

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King Kong Quisha

Fucking amazing. 'Nuff said.

King Kong Quisha aka Deneisha, is awesome. Don't be hatin'.

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Old King Clancy

A sexual act involing Canadian maple syrup.

I thought of her making pancakes for breakfast in bed, but I'd rather use the syrup for giving her an old king clancy.

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