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THE STUPID ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT.
HEY MOM, LOOK, I GOT MY 1ST VICTORY ROYALE IN FORTNITE
A Game that only boys and weird girls play.
The boys who play this game either a fourth grader that have no brain waves, or an adult that pays more attention to the games than their girlfriend.
The girls that play this game are interested in the idea of a game like this. (even though it’s every competitive game ever)
Timmy: HEY MOM LOOK AT MY FORTNITE WINS!
Timmy’s mother:Timmy you’re 43 and living in my basement...GET A JOB!
Fortnite is a game played by men of all ages with no lives. Who lost their girlfriends because they were to busy talking to their online friend because they don’t have real friend let’s be real and that their “girlfriend” was virtual reality.
Fortnite causes boys to post meaning less with Snapchat stories about there wins and playing hours on end before they realize they have no life.
1. Where the stupid 9-year olds gather.
2. A city where everyone and everything is locked behind a paywall which the 9-year olds use their parent’s credit card to bypass.
3. Seriously, just go play Minecraft. If you are a parent and see your kid playing Fortnite, terminate him/her.
Timmy: let’s play Fortnite
Timmy’s dad: *loads gun*