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Meat Head

A heavily built male, though not fat, with wrists the size of tree trunks. Their ability to develop muscle by going to the gym is unmatched by any other human specie. They are usually so enthralled with themselves and their heavy, hairy bodies that they become very irritating to be around. They think they are hot shit, when really they are flat-footed peasants built like neanderthalic farmers. Some females, usually of lower societal status, often find meat heads to be particularly attractive, while viewing those with slim, sophisticated body-types, who are much better looking, to be skinny little underfed runts. This is of course a ludicrous notion, however many of these girls believe it as they are from hick parts of the world where they lack general education and the ability to think critically and be open-minded about things that have not necessarily been conditioned by Disney to believe.

The term 'Meat head' applies to any college male that constantly goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror even though they are not particularly good looking, but still get a lot of female attention due, partially, to their high level of conceit and cockiness and the willingness of ditzy, dumb bitches.

by MaleModels Inc. February 23, 2010

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head fuck

Headfuck: Blows you mind.
e.g. (someone looking at a beaututiful view) "Check out that headfuck!"

e.g. (someone looking at a beaututiful view) "Check out that headfuck!"

by Check this shit out October 11, 2003

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Head ass

Head ass doesn’t really mean anything besides an offensive word but how I use it is different.

You see, head ass is more like an add on word, similar to “this nigga”

it could also used when someone says something stupid resulting in you calling them a head ass....

for instance this guy clouncy might say, “I took the ACT’s and passed every one of them. Yep I’m a smart pickle if I say so myself.” Or johova sandres: I don’t think I can take more of this. And you just reply to them with a casual “head ass...”

Basically it doesn’t matter how stupid or annoying someone’s comment may be as long as you yourself find it dumb and funny you can add it anywhere you like as a short play word similar to “head ass”

Another example would be “I tried I really tried. But I just can’t keep going on with my life, I’m so sorry to everyone out there who truly care for me and love me but this depression is too severe and I can’t live like this anymore. If I don’t make it till tomorrow I would like all your best condolences”
Me: head ass....

So again, it doesn’t mean much besides finding someone to be acting stupid and annoying.

“Has anyone played euphoria and beaten all levels within each colony? I’ve played so much I think I’m a pro lol”

Me: head ass...

“This nigga just jumped a 30 foot bridge and landed holly shit! Next thing you know he’s gonna be captured by CSI and taken into McDonald’s to get a numbuh 3 😂 “

Me: head ass....

“Try taking the bathroom next door to see how many Indians you can find 😂”
*gets 200 likes*

Me: head ass....

by Hitler the great December 8, 2019

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wayne head

Particular men's hair style featuring gelled up spikes all over the head,
much like the Growing up Gotti Hair-do. Very popular in Wayne, NJ.
Hence the name. Guys wearing this do will also be seen in polo shirts collars up of course, with a sweatband on their forearm and a bottle of vitamin water. Most likely to be seen traveling in packs, typically seen in German luxury cars their parents buy them.

" Hey, did you see those Wayne Heads last night at the bar?"
" Oh yeah, the ones that got shot down by every girl in the joint?"
" Yeah, them, I saw them doing burnouts in a beemer in the parking lot."

by DJ D-rail July 28, 2007

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boob-head

idiot, moron, loggerhead, dumbbell

James is a boob-head.

by billy1234567890 October 26, 2006

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Head Wash

A quick blow job that salivates and refreshes the head of the penis.

"She gave me a head wash in the Carl's Jr. drive thru lane."

by DayVee April 12, 2003

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pumpkin heads

A term used to describe a gathering of people who are lifeless, ugly, fat or stupid.

"Check out all these pumpkin heads in this pumpkin patch.

by Mnkyonyrbk August 5, 2005

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