Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.

- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.

The Rule of Seven

The practice of always adding seven years to the age an escort claims to be online.

Haven't you heard of the Rule of Seven? If you want to book a hot session with a. girl in her mid 40s, you need to be searching for late 30s!

I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

mutt's rule

no matter what you are talking about, at some point an american will bring up race (often in a sexual context)

nobody:
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"

Rule 38

if there's a thing. there'll be a movie

Sonic's movie, battleships movie even fuckin Dora's movie rule 38

x3 rule

When a girl tells you her body count, simply multiple that number by 3. Every man knows this rule and if you don’t, sorry to be the one to break the news to you.

Yo, jasmine said she only has 9 bodies!
My boy, is that after the x3 rule?
Negative.
Gg.

papi rules

Papi rules means ruling the world with a plethora of friends, with people you trust, it’s about sharing very cool memories with your friends and sharing pictures like blogs but between your friends, sending funny pictures of each other and playing games with your friends, just hanging out with them, it’s basically sharing funny moments with them.

Bro you’re the type to be in a friendship with what we call papi rules.