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You masturbate yourself to sleep
Go slap yourself to sleep(;
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On March the 17th all boys single or Taken should Slap a girls ass. If your taken then Slap your girls ass and see her reaction.
"Hey Jonny its March 17th you know what that means"
"Yes I do Max Slap girls ass day"
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An activity where two naked or partially clothed men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.
Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Fuck yeah! Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!
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Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.
Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
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When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap
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On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
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This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
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