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Too Turnt To Talk
TTTT= T^4, T to the Fourth Power.
Guy: Hey remember me?
Girl: No, sorry...how do you know me?
Guy: i met you at a party and i was trying to talk to you but you were T to the Fourth Power that night.
Girl: no wonder i do not remember you at all!
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Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.
After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.
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when a very large and hairy swedish man becomes worked up until he is sweating like none other. He then finds a random chick and dangles his balls over her mouth so she ends up lapping up all the sweat until she finally consumes his entire scrotum
Dude, i saw this sick ass swedish guy give this girl a swedish t-bag. I swear she drank at least a gallon of his sweat until she bit off his balls.
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When you take your man pouch and move it across an enemy's pillow when he's away. When he falls asleep his face will have been on where your business has lied. The number can be replaced with how ever many hours the victim sleeps.
Man: "I was so angry with Steve last night that while he went downstairs, I gave him the ten-hour t-bag."
When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far
I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks
Constantly turning the steering wheel slightly while in motion, even on a perfectly straight road. Usually the result of an insane person talking jibba jabba in ones ear.
Hannibal, tell dis foo' Murdock to stop talking jibba jabba in my ear when I'm driving.
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1.When it is sunny, but not warm. Tempratures can range from freezing to chilly.
So-called because Chicagoans, who live under gray skies for about 70% of the year, break out summer clothes at any glimpse of sunshine.
Suprisingly, they are usually quite comfortable in t-shirts when it's 20 degrees Farenheit, as the long, harsh winters give them opportunity to become acclimated to bitter cold.
2. When winter is not quite over, but it's sunny and no longer snowy. Still cold enough for a jacket.
Damn, i left my coat at home because i thought it was warm out, but it's just Chicago t-shirt weather.
I'm so happy it's almost spring! The snow's finally starting to melt, and we've been getting Chicago t-shirt weather instead of blizzards.
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