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This phrase is code for sex
-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
an egregious take on any world subject that there is a clear straight forward answer too that anybody should know.
last night jack said that mix martial arts isn’t a hard sport, man that was an aj take.
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ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
The act of revealing your affection, or love, to a guy/girl you admire.
So, did you take her to Denny's last night?
Yeah, but she said we were just friends.
The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars
JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
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The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.
1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.
2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.
when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home
i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower