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vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.

Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.

by bitchuck September 21, 2024


Momma's house

The house someone grew up on, their mom's house. Usually referenced in rap when someone was kicked out of that house or decided to leave by themselves.

"Yeah man, at 15 I was already out my momma's house and working on my new mixtape while couch surfing."

by Smooth Rana November 7, 2020


House Curry

An obedient Indian in a position of power who perpetuates systems of colonial oppression for self enrichment.

He/she is a house curry

by TheNoisyImmigrant May 31, 2024


Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.

“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot

by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022


slippy sock house

Where you go when you try to get an abortion of yourself...

Ryn:"i tried breathing under water yesterday, and now im in the slippy sock house."

by Zawasbaby December 3, 2021


Social media house

The social media house is a household with social media stars

Hey, isn't that the guy from the social media house

by English goose September 11, 2020


flush house

A poker hand containing 2 cards of one rank, and 3 cards of another rank, all of the same suit.

Josh: Alright, what did you get?

All: *reveals cards*

Rekka: Flush House. I win.

Josh: Rekka wtf?

Mary: What are you trying to pull?

by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024