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When a man is recieving a blowjob while driving, as he cums he is now cream cruisin.
"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"
You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños
You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños
a lumen filled with, somewhat sticky cream like substance, normally ejaculated from a male penis.
While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.
The act of spraying a whole whipped cream bottle into a girl's rectum then fucking afterwards and then she releases it into the male's mouth.
Bob: Hey, wanna have a cream snaggle?
Bob's Friend: No thanks, I just took a giant shit.
A type of gay porn, where one man cums inbetween the other mans cheeks
Top: i'm gonna ice cream valley that ass
Bottom: fuck yeah!!
When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.
“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”
when a guy or gal creams so hard they say the first 10 digits of pi (π) out loud
sex guy 1: OH FUCK IM GONNA CREAM π AHHH
sex gal 1: UGHHHAAAA3.1415926535!!!!!