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When you have sex with a full can of beer until ejaculation, then give it to your significant other.
GF: Hey babe do we have anything to drink?
You: Just some Cherry Cream Ale's, you want one?
GF: What's that? I don't remember us getting that, but sure.
You: Alright give me a few minutes, and turn up the TV.
When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.
GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."
Her pussy so nasty that you both cum at the same time
Last night we cream souped in the bed
Eating ice cream. Doesn't require actually chewing it.
Person 1: Do you want ice cream?
Person 2 yeah I love to munch on the cream!
it's a bad excuse when a guy is like telling his parent's he's gonna go hang out with billy at cream ridge, when he really means go have risky condomless sex in the back of a ford
"hey ma, i'm going to cream ridge with billy tonight, don't wait up"
A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.
Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"
When a caucasian woman has a fat ass
Aye bruh did you see lil mama over there with those butterscotch cream cakes