Virginia Brush Fire

Like the Brush Fire, but specifically igniting the hair on the the perineum.

Me: Hey man, I’ve got $10 if you’ll do a Brush Fire.
Friend: $20 and I’ll make it a Virginia Brush Fire.
Me: You’re on.

fire the walk

a term used for lighting ones side walk on fire and walking through it with no injury

james: fire the walk, jimmy
jimmy: but I don't want to, I'm afraid

fire ratio

When the amount of guys to girls in a group that are all hanging out has a lot more girls then guys.

Yoooo bro you had a fire ratio last night. Why wasn't I invited?

fire monkey

when something is radical and super duper awesome

how was the party last night?
fire monkey?

how’s your juice?
fire monkey.

fire tan

A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)

Oh boy! Will you have a very nice FIRE TAN going right now.

Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.

Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!

Fire Away

You are free to execute with reckless abandon. Or in otherwords, you have a green-light.

Person 1: Hey do can I send these documents to the publisher?
Person 2: Did you proofread everything?
Person1: Yes
Person 2: Okay, then fire away.