pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

Wet Meyer

That Sexy Motherfucker

Wet Meyer - A legit GIGA CHAD

Wet Toga

A damp Roman aristocratic outfit

Straight guy : "Hey man you up for a wet toga?"

Gay guy: "What?"

Supreme Wet Willy

When a girl sucks a guy’s dick until it’s nice and wet, and he thrusts it into her ear at mach speeds.

1: Yo that chick from the party last night went to the hospital

2: why?

1: Avery gave her a Supreme Wet Willy and she got brain damage and a broken ear drum

Text wet

When you begin to put yourself into sexual behaviour over text, for example sexting.

Let’s text wet together

spanish wet willie

like a wet willie, but it’s south of the border

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie