top o' the mornin' to ya

Irish slang for "good morning." Usually spoken as the speaker opens a bottle of Killian's. Pronounced with a hugely Irish accent that could choke a donkey.

Top o' the mornin' to ya, donkey!

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warm bag 'o' dicks

something that you use to slap assholes in the face.

Someone should really slap George Bush in the face with a "warm bag 'o' dicks".

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D-O-double jizzle

When you use two glazed doughnuts to beat off with

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Going O-F-F

adj. Firing. Awesome. Great. Huge.
(used in surf slang)

"The waves were Going O-F-F.

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O Re Piya-ed

Adj.

1) The state of being emo

A: Why are you so upset...WE'RE AT DECA?
J: Sorry, I'm just a little O Re Piya-ed out.

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fillet-o-fish

girl on girl action likesss.

louise bent penny over last nyt and her poonanii fell of.
whilst the clit fell n droped on the floor. Then penny slapped it off louise's mouth. and she sucked it up like noddles and stiched it back on for her.
the reson she onyl has 1 fillet-o-fish,it was sexy like propa.
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Ten-o-Clock Essay

An essay written frantically the night before it's due.

Jason: You know that eight page psych paper I told you about
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.

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