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A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating
While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment
the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth
pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo
Shitting into a vacuum cleaner pretending you're astronaut.
I'm gonna mix it up and go for a space poo!
When you start taking a shit and put the vaccuum cleaner nozzle on your asshole and suck the feces out.
" I didn't want to miss the episode on tv but I had to take a shit, so I grabbed the vaccuum and took a space poo"
To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.
Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?
Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!
A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.
Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?
Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"