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A male puts his nose in another males ass to where the point he can not breathe and he starts to use the other males dick as a breathing apparatus.
Derek: Did you hear about Justin at the party.
Jordan: No, What happended?
Derek: They walked in on him doing the D-Swan Snorkel to this other dude.
Jordan: No Way! Nasty!
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The emoticon with a colon for the eyes and a capital D for the mouth. Looks like a happy Dan Samiljan.
Big D Smile :D
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When one guy sends his friend a link disguised as a funny youtube video, or work document but actually contains gay porn.
Douche: Dude, open this link, its got the HAwttest girls on this site!
Sucker: Oh, ok. *click* AAAH!!MY RETINAS!!!
Douche: Dick Roll`d XD
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Being drunk off your ass, or drunk as hell. Also known as plowed, wasted, hammered, inebriated, intoxicated, plastered, lit, loaded, pie-eyed, sloshed, tanked, bashed, bombed, boozed up, high hosed in orbit, jolly jugged, juiced, or liquored up.
Tom: Hey dude, whats wrong with you?
E: I am capital D runk!
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The state and/or condition of being Drunk, High and Horny at the same time.
Yo Tony, I was so D Double H last night! Ignant!
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Grin, Duck & Run. Usually used after a particularly scathing remark by text or IM.
My ass is fat? Yeah well, your ass can be seen on Google Earth! <g,d&r>
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President of Ireland, has nice doggos, and is very short
Person 1: Wow did you see our president Michael D. Higgins over there!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sorry the grass isn't cut short enough it is physically impossible to see him.
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