17 and a 1/4

When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!

I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!

:snivy: :strawberry_face: :covid_flying_pig: :corn~1:

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In other words, john0512 got a 46 on mafclout chapter

:oars: :biswadev: reaction :snivy: :strawberry_face: :covid_flying_pig: :corn~1:

Female attractiveness scale (1-10)

A scale used to measure the attractiveness of women with 1 being the lowest or ugly as all get out and 10 being the highest or beautiful

On a female attractiveness scale (1-10) Megan fox is a complete 10 and their nappy headed crack ho looking thing on the corner is a 1 and that girl that ain't ugly or pretty just plain is a five

#1 Joseph Simp

#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟

me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!

gojo: who tf is that⁉️

me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)

Breaker Breaker 1-9

The universal calling for your girl to get her shit together and answer your call, reply to your message, or pay attention to what you are saying to her at that moment.

Breaker Breaker 1-9

Puberty 1

Puberty 1, also known as Little Juvenescence, is a collection of behaviors exhibited in pre-teenagers (or teenagers) starting puberty. The behaviors are as follows: frustration and/or aggression towards parents, frustration and/or aggression around adults, lack of any emotion, only exhibiting happiness around friends, confusion and slight disgust of younger children, excessive dirty mindedness, obscene jokes, and tendency to get overemotional. These behaviors are very commonly found in pubescent males, but can also be examined in females.

“Shane was appalled at the little kids around us while he was hanging out with me!”
“Becky… it’s probably the Puberty 1 he’s going through.”
“What?—“

Event 1

Here's the refutation to the most recent one:

Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."