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A clear like cream you can buy at any pharmacy or your local Walmart This is used when your ass is drier than a desert due to cold temperatures. It helps relive itching or make you feel better after you toke a massive shit that ripped your asshole.
In order to use this cream please follow the directions below:
1. Open the lid (assuming you have all ready have the cream in hand)
2. Use your index and middle to scoop up the cream
3. Spread dem ass cheeks (to do this use the palms of both hands and pull apart till you cant no more)
4. Using your index and middle gracefully rub the cream on your asshole and the parts around it. Be generous when putting on the cream it would be embarrassing if you had to go again in the middle of that date because you feel itchy down there.
5. Close the lid and apply more when needed also wash your hands when your done, you nasty fuck.
"hey jessie you got any of that ass cream you carry around?"
"yeah i have it with me right now here"
"thanks its drier than a desert ever since we got here im gonna go butter up my pooper now"
"ok you go do that ill wait right here"
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When the area between a girls ass and her pussy is like a jungle. She could shave her pussy but it still looks like you could make a french braid with the hair coming out of that barren wasteland. It's fucking nasty.
My ex shaved her pussy, but she had a wolverine ass. So i dumped her.
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Used to describe someone who stinks.
Damn nigga, you need to take a shower. You smell like a sack of asses.
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An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.
Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.
Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.
Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.
Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.
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an ass kicking so bad that you failed at defending your self
Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess
major ass kicking
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A redneck/ghetto term for a general loser; a failure at life.
Man, that kid Ben is such a broke ass.
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