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When your in subway, ask for a Boner Sub. A boner sub is a hard dick inside toasty buns. That's why it's my favorite thing to get topped with Mayo.
I can't wait to get my favorite boner sub from subway so I can take it home for delicious and messy results. Boner subs are the best!
The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.
"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."
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When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!
Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here
A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).
Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.