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Someone that is a tad bit messed up mentally.
Wow! I can't believe she did that. She is crack-a-doodle-licous!!
A figurative language to describe someone who is insanely good or talented (usually at a videogame).
sheesh dude you're cracked at this playing this character
That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there
Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK
Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.
"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."
The necessity for excessive cracking
My fingers are extra crackely today.