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Dingle-douche

Another word for dumbass.

Dude quit being a dingle-douche and come on.

by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013


dingal douch

When you poop your pants and don't feel it and it drys.

He had a dingal douch and didn't find out till we got to the movies.

by andrew r bryant April 15, 2008


Douche Child

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

by KayChas January 23, 2019


Douche Mobile

A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.

A douche mobile is approaching our table.

by Peaceloveunity September 16, 2018


Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf October 1, 2013


douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up December 28, 2017


Super Douche

A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.

Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!

by BallerDoucheBag September 1, 2015