drop the kids off at the pool

taking a dump, pooping...

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."

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Juicy drop pop pussy

The act of having herpes and oozing like a juicy drop pop

Alisha got herpes? Her pussy must be oozing like a juicy drop pop pussy

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Egg Drop Soup

Noun: The fluid produced when ejaculate received in the mouth during oral sex is excreted through the nose after being made to laugh.

Verb: Egg Drop Souping - the act of expelling ejaculate from the nose after having received it in your mouth from performing oral sex and being made to laugh.

He busted his nut right as I was remembering a joke from earlier, and I totally egg drop souped. Do you have any idea how much that burns?

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lemon drop with a sidecar

While performing cunninglingus, your partner tinkles in your mouth. For added pleasure, she blows a queef in your face!

While at the pussy bar, I screamed "Give me a lemon drop with a sidecar, my darling."

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drop-out gang

A gang of disgruntled former college students who use vandalism, harassment, physical assault, and even murder to carry out their revenge against innocent coeds.

There was a surge in drop-out gang violence recently and things are going to get worse.

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FLYING HEEL DROP TO THE THROAT

The act of running full throttle towards someone then at legs distance from said person jump into mid air with one leg extended and dropping your heel into thier throat.

Hey man, did you see the coach give that dude a flying heel drop to the throat?

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Bagged Atomic Nut Drop

Very similar to the 'Atomic Nut Drop' whereby one pushes a person off a balcony after a sexual encounter followed by ejaculating over the edge as they fall, in hopes of hitting them with the ejaculatory fluid before the victim can reach the ground. But in this case a suitable person cannot be found and you are so eager to attempt the 'Atomic Nut Drop' that you choose an uglier disposable person whose head needs to be covered by a bag.

James was unable to find a suitable woman to perform an atomic nut drop on, but he was so eager to attempt the move that he picked up Carla, took her to his hotel and initiated a Bagged Atomic Nut Drop.

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