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Facebooker

A facebook hooker. A hooker on facebook.

I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019


facebooker

a facebooker is someone who never gets off facebook and/or stays off
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time

"yo robbie is such a facebooker all he ever does and sit there in class and do stuff on facebook"
"yeah he's such a facebooker

by instagramer June 03, 2014


Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"

I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 26, 2015


Re-Facebooking

Like Retweeting For Facebook .

On Facebook

Person 1 : If My Life Was Like That's 70's Show Things Would Be So Much Simpler .
Person 2 : Ooh , Truth ! I'm Re-Facebooking That !

by Delilah Jacobs January 05, 2012


Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.

Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)

by Photowhore151 March 24, 2018


Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson July 08, 2013


Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts

by The oll knowing September 07, 2020