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A man’s genitals, specifically the shaft
Girl throw throw those yams on my Jesus piece
A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"
When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!
Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.
The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.
Lord Jesus will do good to you, Because he is the Lord.
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The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.
When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.
Some one who clutches up a game of Fortnite after their teammates dead
Omg your so good you must be Fortnite Jesus