Mexican Water Park

When a pipe, faucet, or water source breaks and leads to a lot of water on the ground.

Billy, did you break the sink? There's a Mexican Water Park in the kitchen.

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mexican trouser burn

Rug burn on your dick. MTB for short

dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.

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mexican deep clean

Describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an Hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a Jack Russell Terrier. Although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted.

I paid that chic and extra $200 for the Mexican Deep Clean.

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mexican hot pot

when two mexican men penitrate a white female at the same time in the same hole usually in the anus in a hot tub.

last night me and pablo pulled a Mexican hot pot with Tammy in her old mans hot tub.

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mexican crab cake

Eating pussy to the lyrics off a song

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm

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Mexican Squeeze House

basically a rub and tug of the 2014 generation the name orginates from mexico where the squeeze house was a sex spot and all sorts of genetals have been in and out of there

jimmy was at the mexican squeeze house the other day

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mexican beef stew

when you make a taco bowl in an ass hole, they fart in it, and you slurp it all up.

sorry mom, I'm too full to eat thanksgiving dinner because I was eating Mexican beef stew earlier.

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