Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.
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the common greating off two buddies
2 friends
2 testicles in the nut sack
What sup nuts?
Nuttin man, just hanging out
How about you?
Pretty good, I need a haircut
Cool cool, so tell me, what do you think about that dick next door ?
lol
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The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!
Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
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The accumulation of funk on your nuts that spreads like butter on anything it comes in contact with.
Scott: "Who in the fuck got nut butter all-over the toilet seat again? ".
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A term from a funny vine featuring a prank call. Now a popular punchline to jokes. Usually ends with "HA GADEEM" (ha got him)
Did you hear that hot album by DEE
DEE? Whos DEE?
DEEZ NUTS ha GADEEM
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