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When somes says "catch a fair one" it often means to have a fair, one-on-one fight
Lets catch a fair one then.
None of that jumping shit. We catching a fair one
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An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.
Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.
Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.
Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.
The exact amount of sugar packets Roger Taylor, the drummer of the classic rock band Queen, prefers in his coffee.
May I please have one and three sevenths of a sugar.
A way to describe some bomb ass chronic
Lets go blaze sum of dat one hitter quitter shit.
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A teenage Drama that plays on The WB ever Tuesday at 9pm.
In the first season it was about 2 half brothers who compete for the same spot on the basketball team and for the same girl. But since then the show has changed and the couples changed week to week but if you're into The O.C., Dawson's Creek,Gilmore Girls or any other show that The WB plys.
Naley is so Cute.
Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him
Haley: Are you trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...
Nathan: runs over to Haley I just wanted to come by and apologize for last night...
Haley: You know you should probably start buying those in bulk if you're gonna hand them out so often
Nathan: I'm not good at this okay? I'm not you.
Haley: What's that supposed to mean?
Nathan: I'm not perfect okay? I screw up, I make mistakes, it's what I do...
Haley: ...Nathan, there is nothing that you could do or say that's gonna change my mind...
Nathan cuts her off with a kiss
Haley: Except that. You shouldn't have done that Nathan...
Nathan: But I wanted to
Haley: Yeah...
grabs Nathan and starts kissing him
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A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.
The horrendous pain my fibroid tumors have me in when I get my period is all worth it so that at the end of the day I can say I braved it like a real woman, said no one ever.
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"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."
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