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What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.
He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.
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This amusing term originated from UCC's infamous Aussie, renowned for his drunken verbal attacks, especially on young girls. Said Australian has previously insinuated that Gav is a paedo, insulted women drivers whilst badgering for girls to show their cleavage and wished that Floyd Mayweather was dead.
"hey you ya little slut, show us where ya piss from ya slut"
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a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.
Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild
Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !
based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
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The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
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In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.
“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”
“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”
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The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
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the best song in the world. sang by blink 182
i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
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