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hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.

*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"

by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017


Poo pluggers

An Australian Colloquialism for decoy poo shoes. Used in a high traffic office scenario.

'I have the nicest shoes in this office, so I pop my poo pluggers on so Sandra from accounts doesn't know I'm doing a poo'

by Pixiepuntopistola June 12, 2017


asoomie poo

a small fluffy animal that stinks the place up once it spreads its legs.

that new cream makes your skin so soft judy, feels just like asoomie poo.

Ewwww! what is that smell is there an asoomie poo in here?!

by likescrack March 27, 2011


Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022


Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 22, 2009


glenny poo

glenny poo means very handsome black guy that gets lots of vagina

i want some glenny poo inside me

by James kapo November 30, 2016


Poo tang pie

Your nans bum

Your poo tang pie is ugly

by Big bootie April 16, 2019