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A take so devoid of rationality and common sense that it causes anyone reading it to have a brain aneurysm
Low IQ Halfling: If guns are legal then why isn't child porn?
Mentally Sound Human: Shut the fuck up! That's such a Steinburg take. This is exactly why you couldn't own a gun!
You have to take a shower every hour
Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.
I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.
Person 1 what do you wanna tell Joe Biden right now
Person 2 sup baby take me out to dinner
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The crafty phrase that the homeless man outside the 7-11 responds with after asking you to spare some change. You must say that you are paying for your items with a debit card to trigger this response from the clever, yet annoying, homeless man.
Homeless man: Hey, can you spare some change
Justin: Nah, I am paying with my debit card
Homeless man: I take debit
Taking the soup is an act where you print nothing but "Soup" on your gravestone.
"I heard your friend ended up taking the soup, what a shame for his family."