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A covert operation to illegally gain enterance to a targeted building or residence to aquire Files and documents.
man 1) We suspect that the mole is Alex. All we need is some hard shit to bust his ass.
Man 2) I already got a green light for a Black Bag. Ill have a team down at his house tonight.
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When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.
Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.
Babe: ...?
Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
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The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins
Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
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A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.
The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"
"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."
"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
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An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.
Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.
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a girl who gives hand jobs out like it is her job
"Gena is being a total hand job factory tonight."
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Receiving oral sex from under your desk at work, usually while using the software program REVIT.
"OMG, did she help you with the Chicago REVIT Job?"
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