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The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
someone who deals more drugs than they should
"Bruce Jenner is a crack plugger."
This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt
Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed
crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs
nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew
When your computer crashes due to a virus, spyware, or because your pc was hacked.
"Damn! My computers shot. I must have a crack worm
"Dude, i downloaded that song and got a crack worm instead"
One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
a feeling of euphoria when you see it
WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!