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Means to say the word "Fuck you" with rage. Sometimes used so that there is no need to use Fuck You.
Girl: Can I borrow your eraser?
Boy: No.
Girl: Fuck You!
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Teacher: Did you just dropped the f bomb?!
Girl: No...
Teacher: (To Boy) Don't lie to me, did she just said "Fuck you?"
Boy: Yes..
Girl: I'm sorry...
Teacher: Go to The office!!
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So here's what ya do. Buy some dry ice (wherever possible.) Then either find or get an empty PLASTIC bottle with the cap still there and intact. Then pour water into the bottle (the more you put in the less time you have to run), put cubes of ice in (the more you put in the less time you have and the larger the explosion), twist on cap TIGHTLY and throw immediately. Can work in any time frame from 30 sec. to 2 min., and is incredibly loud. The reason you must do it in a plastic bottle is so that glass shrapnel doesn't go anywhere and kill people.
Here's how it works:
Dry ice is so cold that it goes from a solid to a gas, skipping the liquid phase. Since gas is less dense, it will expand ALOT and will eventually explode. I have never tried it without water, but it probably would either take to long or not work
Instead of lighting off fireworks and possibly blowing your hand off, use a dry ice bomb instead.
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murder, assualt, strike on sight, beat down, slaughter, chop up, smash, whip cream em, break em off.
sittin at the red light, if i see ya i'm bringing violence, i'm ah bomb you ass, i'm a killa that moves in silence, i bring havoc thats detramental to anyones lifestyle, light skinned in a streak call em golden child. everytime i see you i'm gonna bomb yo ass, bomb yo ass, you a busta nigga you aint got no ghetto pass, got not ghetto pass.
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When, while out of the office at lunch or a meeting, a co-worker shits in your trash can and leaves the crumpled up toilet paper around the can.
"Johnson! What's that smell...what the fuck did you eat for lunch?"
"I just had some noodle soup, boss. It looks like the mail clerk cincinatti office bombed my ass!"
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Making out with IBDA(no number) while intoxicated.
I sure did a lot of jager bombs last night, those things are the devil!
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when someone takes a dump and the foul odor overtakes the rooms adjacent to the bathroom, at which time the person who took the dump tries to blame the stench on an unrelated source. happens when the social setting does not allow others affected to flat-out ask if the person just took a nasty dump, such as when it was an old person or your bosses wife. Name derived from a pervasive dropper of said bomb.
son: "what is that smell!!!???"
sons fiance: "yes it is very stinky, like how do you say....ummmm...sewer?"
mom: "Yes, I know, I called the front desk and told them to send maintenance because there must be something wrong. Someone will be right up."
moms husband: "I don't smell anything"
maintenance man: "there is nothing wrong with the sewer. someone dropped a st. pierre bomb in here. it'll clear up in a couple hours."
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Dropping a chicken wing in a pint of cheap beer, chugging it, then eating the chicken wing. This is usually done with hot wings, ranch is optional.
At the bar we started our night with a couple Harlem Car Bombs, then it got wild.
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