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What your best friend will call a little purple 10 hour energy shot known as dyna-pep. They call it that because of its vile taste, first being described as tasting like White Ass mixed with Butter and Shat, hence the name. People who drink this will not have even heard of it before taking it. the only reason they decide to drink it is because the big lady behind the counter at 7/11 suggested it to them, claiming it gets her through 2 jobs which no-one really gives two flying shits about. (Does not work, *crash* after 10 minutes) Also known as WABS for short. DO NOT DRINK THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING SHOT!
Dude 1: (11:00 PM) Dude that was an awesome movie! Let's stop into 7/11 for some 5 hour energy!
Dudes 2-3: Okay
Dude 1: Here we go, 5 hour energy. (Hands dudes 2-3 5 H.E.)
Big lady behind counter: Have you tried dyna-pep?
All 3 dudes: ..noo....?
Big lady behind counter: You should try it, it works really good and gets me through 2 jobs.
All 3 Dudes: ..okay..
(They all go home and start drinking it)
Dude 3: What the fuck? This shit is disgusting!
Dude 2: I know, it taste like ass, white ass mixed with shit and butter. Fuckin White Ass Butter Shit. Thats what we'll call it, fuck dyna-pep!
Dude 1 hahahaha. at least it'll keep us up for 10 hours instead of 5, all nighter city!
(10 minutes later)
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A moment when you have the urge to dance to the song "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
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someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”
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The opposite of Butter loaf. how nice a womans ass/vagina is.
all ass is considered Cake.
megan fox has RED VELVET Butter CREAM
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I'll butter your waffle, John.
i.e. I'd give you a hug, John.
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A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.
I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.
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apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex
me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night
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