your nans dead

when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”

teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”

matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”

dead smile

a wholesome and wonderful person who created the past

"hey dead smile hows the story coming along?"
"jkBHBKFHSHJBGNJKBLGKLSKNJGJKNNJKGLKLSGJNJKBJMNNLJ:JGLNJNDGJSNJGJG"

Dead burger

A burger that is dead and it is also known as "Luca"

I am going to play bridge on hive with Dead burger

dead burger

a woman who hasnt had a wash for a year and you got down on her

i took a girl home on a one night stand last night and when i took her pants off it smelt like a dead burger

Night of the living dead

Used as a "safe" word when the need arises to sneak away and smoke massive ammounts of cannabis.

Dam bro its "Night of the living dead" time.

"Night of the living dead man", before i get tired of my girlfriend's bitching.

I’m dead

i’m dead is a statement that implies that one has either died from laughter or embarrassment; this statement is not literal

“i’m dead!”

I’m dead

I’m dead means: either I’m blushing so hard it’s hard to speak or I’m dead no if so or buts

Shai’s bf said: you so cute when you do that

Shai:I’m dead