A mean spirited person.
Usually directed at a cis gendered male.
He is such a douche-pickle.
When Johnny was saying disrespectful things about trans people he sounded like a real douche-pickle.
Anyone with the first name of Jadon
That Jadon is such a douche fart
The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.
Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"
Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.
Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.
The house in which a large group of Douches live together.
Bob: "Have you seen Jersey Shore?"
Jill: "Yeah, they're living in a douche bungalow"
the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.
dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.