u cat bro?

A way to troll a troll. (A Play on u mad bro?)

J: u mad bro?

M: *Meow*

J: u cat bro?

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Cool story bro

"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.

Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.

Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."

Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."

Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."

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bros before hoes

Never pick ur gurl over ur homie that just the way it goes.

"wanna sleep over tonight?
homie= yea kid
lilbitch=i got plans with my gurl

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BRO CODE

Bro CODE let everyone In your group see your dick and let them see nudes

Bro code is cool

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Bro-man's Land

The point in a conversation with male friends where all talk turns to sports and you couldn't really give a fuck.

You're eating at lunch and asking how a person is doing, and someone mentions the local sports team and for the rest of the time, all that is referenced is the game from the night before. At this point in the conversation, you are in "bro-man's land." This is a play on "no-man's land" if you are that dense. It was the area between opposing sides on the battlefield in WWI where few ventured, and fewer survived.

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Status Quo Bro

A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.

These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!

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Bro-Fight-Mance

A fight within a bromance, when 2 guy's don't really wanna say who would win in a fight between each other cuz they both think their own self would win, but wont say it.

Random Friend: Who would win in a fight between you two?

Best friend 1: Well umm..... (Id Kick his ass)

Best friend 2: Yea well....... (Id Kick his ass)

Both: We Would never fight each other :-/

(awkward silence= Bro-Fight-Mance)

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