not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

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Randhawa Light-Box

A large wooden or cardboard box with a different design cut into each side. A light is placed inside in order to create patterned shadows. The Randhawa Light-Box is usually used on very low budget film sets with simple lighting kits. Some contain coloured gels. Named for its creator, a Canadian filmmaker.

That wall looks awfully plain, use the Randhawa Light-Box to cast a shadow.

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eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".

I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.

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box car racer

basically a new project of Blink 182. hated by people who discriminate against other bands who are only trying to fulfill their dream and have a good time. personally, i think theyre a very good band - and anyone who has a problem with them should just step back and think why theyre taking the piss out of Boxcar / Blink for writing about being different - because at least theyre doing something that they enjoy rather than moaning about people trying to fit in and are "preps" and "posers". in my opinion, Boxcar Racer are a very good band. :)

fuck you all blink rule! hehe.

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box of smashed assholes

This is a referral to something really nasty, the term "box of smashed assholes" is usually followed by a numerical value, such as "a thousand"

My fart smelled like a box of a thousand smashed assholes.

What the fuck, this beer tastes like a box of a hundred smashed assholes.

This indian smelled like a box of smashed assholes. He was drunk and high too. And tried to borrow a dollar.

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crushing mad box

When you are having continued success with ladies.

Dude, I've been crushing mad box lately must be this new aftershave.

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Box Lunch at the "Y"

Another term for Cunnilingus, Going Down, or Gatoring

I swung by and had BOX LUNCH AT THE "Y" with Gloria this afternoon. Long story short, my tongue is killing me.

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