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The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.
Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!
Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.
He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.
It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.
Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.
When you jizz with no control
Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?
When you cum and try to pullout, but Jesus said no. Jesus rizzim
Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?
I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan
AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there
idk my mom yelled at me for saying it so i figured it was on here.