What's the good word?

1. A phrase no one in America understands, probably from lack of bacon.
2. A greeting, as in

"What's new?"
or
"What's the story, morning glory?"
3. An excuse for people to blurt out their favorite word.

1. What's the good word?
American: What?
2. What's the good word?
Man, I just got herpes!
Shit son
3. What's the good word?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!

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What the dog?

An exclamation of surprise or confusion, similar to "What the Puck?". German version: "Was der Hund?"

What the dog? I don't understand.

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That's what Sheen said!

A reply to a friend or acquaintance's statement or comment that could be comparable to those of Charlie Sheen, just like 'that's what she said' is used after someone makes a comment that could easily have sexual connotation in a different context!

The best opportunity to say 'That's what Sheen said!' is after a comment containing a word, group of words or reference made famous by Charlie Sheen (or relevant situation) is brought up in a conversation.

Dan - Hey, I just need to sink the 8ball and this game is over.
Pete - "That's what Sheen said!"

Jen - You totally poked me with that shrimp fork
Alex - "That's what Sheen said!"

Jeff - That chick has gone completely bipolar with her text messages
Andy - "That's what Sheen said!"

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What’s up Arnprior

A group on Facebook where a bunch of people from a small town love to bitch and complain about pointless first world problems

“Man have you checked out What’s up Arnprior lately, it’s bumping with posts about traffic, the beach and a bunch of other useless garbage and people complaining. The comment sections are always even funnier to sit and read”

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what the fuck you!?

Literally a combination of the expressions, "What the fuck?" and "Fuck you!/.," used(and not limited) to express both confusion and outrage. What the fuck you can also be abbreviated as WTFY(...), wtfy(...), or a have various combination of misused capitalization and spelling for a more bizarre tone(i.e. WtfU, etc.). WTFY can be expressed with an emphasis more lenient on outrage by first ending in an exclamation point, or to express more confusion by first ending in a question mark, both optionally followed respectively by their counterparts, or more of the same.

13.99 shipping and handling? WTFY!?

John: "Hey honey, I don't know you but I'm gonna try to be as obvious and degrading as I can to point out that I find you sexually attractive and my motive is to use you as an object."
Jane: "What the fuck you!?"

Brosky: "Hey dad, can I like borrow 400 dollars for my bills?"
Father: Puts down newspaper, "What the fuck you son?"

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what are you saying

when an asshole fucks around, you give him the what the fuck are you saying line

(asshole fucks around)

sick guyyy: what are you saying asshole

(asshole continues to fuck around)

sick guyyy 2:seriously what the fuck are you sayingg guyy

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oh what now

1.something to say after being insulted/insulting someone
2.something to yell out randomly
3.something to say when you don't understand something. Usually follows "your face" and "your mom".

(1)
Dude 1: (to innocent bystander) Your MOM!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(2)
Dude 1: I saw your mom at Wally World shopping for your birthday present!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(3)
Dude 1: Yeah, your face is so gay it takes 3 trucks!!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW...!

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