Shuo de dao li

说的道理, a piece of shit from a messenger of the ancient god "文梧凤".Convey truth and hope to everyone.

Hello everyone, I'm Shuo de dao li, let's have something you want to see today.

De-escalator

An escalator that goes down

“I’m in london and I’m about to go down the de-escalator”

“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator

van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.

“You’re such a Van de gooner!”

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Tjay de barr

The act of collapsing on the floor in the aftermath of intercourse. This is usually in the form of cardiac arrest.

Darwin: Hey dude, what’s the difference between tjay de Barr’s cardiac and Benjamin mendy?
Pete: Nothing bro, they’re both under arrest!!