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when you take a shit and the toilet water splashes back up into your bunghole (sometimes pleasureable)
wow i ate a lot of cashews and my shit was so heavy the whole toilet water went up my crack! DAMN
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A rich person who shows the fact that they have money. They don't always be cruel about the fact. Most commonly said by the lesser well off person as a comforting phase.
Bob said to Robert "Look at Bill, what a rich ass"
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Similar to a clusterfuck. Unorganized, dissaray or chaos. Many unrelated things introduced at once.
That staff meeting was total ass casserole!
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A phrase dat describes something very cool innit. Like if youz get a million bucks that would be sweet ass.
Teacher: You can leave early from class today.
Me: Sweet Ass!
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Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting
michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.
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a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.
wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
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1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.
2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.
"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"
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"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"
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