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Another word for hemorrhoids.
Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"
Inserting penis in butt
Jae: Sherryl have you ever been fucked in the ass
Me: No ,never had anal sex
Jae:well you can barely take it vaginally
Me:(in my head)we go 5 times a day you sex maniac ofc I can barely take it
When a nigga asked for a shlong to go up your ass and you still have shit inside
“dude he wants anal sex but I didn’t wipe”
“I was playing 2k and had anal sex”
“Nigga yo dick stink did you have anal sex?”
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The Swanage Railway held a event called the Victorian Weekend but was renamed to anal in the ass weekend due to its funny nature
Sorry I'm busy this Saturday I'm heading to the Swanage Railway for Anal in the Ass Weekend.
S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.
“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”
a) momentary accidental anal
b) continued unwilling painful anal
verb : Anal Bonked
title : Anal Bonker
c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.
b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.
verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.
title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".
c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
Anal solo is when you put a kazoo into someone’s ass and blow into it.
On the other hand anal orchestra is when you put multiple kazoos into someones ass and blow into them.
Person 1: Yo what did you do with your partner on your date?
Person 2: We went out for dinner first, but then we went back to my place and I gave them some nice anal solo and orchestra.
Person 1: Ayo y’all crazy for doing that on the first date!