basically jones has toenail talons like an eagle. people only discuss sturley birds over dinner but by no means is this something you want to discuss while eating.
jonesy, i heard you have talons for feet--what a sturley bird!
A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.
Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.
Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.
Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.
Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin
A Northfields tramp who flashed herself all over the council estate with a druggy son named John.
There she goes, the one armed womble, that’s johns mam! Bird woman!
when you get rid of some annoying person in your life
Guy 1: Hey man how's joe doing?
Guy 2: Good, he just stomped a bird.
Guy 1: Sick
The best mush bird in Portsmouth.
Have you seen that immy girl she’s Portsmouth’s biggest mush bird
Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.
*chomp* *chomp*