A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.
Mansplaining in action.
The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,
When you make comeback after losing a boner.
Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.
Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.
Taco Bell is boner milf af!
A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection
I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing
When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.
Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance
Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!
When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
Omg look at that texture… I think I just got an Art-boner!