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The white stuff that gathers on the corners of your uncles mouth after a night on booze and booger sugar
hey brother you got corner cream give it a wipe
When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.
Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before
Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?
The act of fucking someone in their eye socket until you blow a load on their brain.
I skull fucked that billionaire 1%er piece of shit till I gave him a creamed lobe!
A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.
Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
The ball sweat that builds up between 2 gay dudes having butt sex, and combines into a thick creamy substance
Yo, Dale, clean up our bumper cream before it stains the sheets!
Tits with cream such as whip cream, sperm, etc
I fucking love tiddes and cream!
The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.
Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?
Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.