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A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.
Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."
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Have your heard of the one true god Danny DeVito
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used in hebrew as the term 'fuck elokeyno' to describe a situation where someone realizes that an amazing event has occured
He: Hey, there is a UFO over there
Me: Fuck our god!!!
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When your original instinct was to say holy shit but you catch yourself halfway through and try to pass it off as oh my god.
Usually used when in the presence of a parent or small child.
Mom: Yeah and then your uncle decided to buy you a new car-
You: Ho my god!
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A phrase that is commonly used by stoners. It is yelled to express strong emotion (i.e. surprised, scared, excited, angry, and overjoyed). It is yelled most often when people are high. Allot of the time it is used with the phrases as "I need it" and/or "It's so good"
1.)
Jeff: There's a dead body in that bag your neighbor is carrying to his car.
DMS: OH MY GOD!
2.)
Jeff: This bud is amazing. It is so fluffy and moist and fresh and look at those colors. The beautiful light green buds are just covered in orange and white hairs. Hit this shit man.
DMS: OH MY GOD! IT'S SO GOOD! I NEED IT!
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refering to kid named chip who maid everyone do sprints at football for messing around. or any kid that got u in trouble. just switch out chip for his or her name.
coach: teams running extra sprints today because of a kid messin around in school.
Team: GOD DAMMIT CHIP
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Referring to Lancashire, United Kingdom.
"I hear the chippy's are good in Lancashire"
"Aye God's Country you know"
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