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Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”
"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."
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The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.
“I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”
Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.
Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.
Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.
Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi
you basically grab your nearest metal head that has a beard and long hair and throw them in a rave (specifically at a cosplay convention) Give them a little spike-glowstick crown like Jesus and give something to drink like alcohol and BOOM you got your self a rave Jesus
Guy 1: GUYS LOOK, ITS THE RAVE JESUS!!
everyone: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rave Jesus: *passed out on the floor*
PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another
The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus
Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.