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23. August is national kiss your guy best friend
Hey it’s national kiss your guy best friend day
Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess
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you have to kiss your girlfriend on the lips!
October 18 kiss your girlfriend day
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Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)
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The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.
"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.
BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"
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Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth: It means when a guy like **Ian** Kisses a cat that belongs to his sister.
Dude 1: Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth?
Ian: You know it!
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When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.
"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."
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January 15 is national kiss your girl 20 times day
Today is national kiss your girl 20 times day so you kiss your girl 20 times
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