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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
Describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an Hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a Jack Russell Terrier. Although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted.
I paid that chic and extra $200 for the Mexican Deep Clean.
When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.
It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.
same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa
Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey
Mexican prison dance- when a group of Mexican prisoners (in cell block D) gang up and rape the shit out of a poor white elderly Jewish man and his asshole.
The great drug lord Matteo, and his bitches had a Mexican prison dance with his co-inmate nick Z
The condition of a man's penis where the circulation is cut off and the tip turns purple.
Damn, last night I got the worst case of Mexican Purple Rocket last night when my girlfriend gave me a gripping handjob. I think she was mad at me from when I gave her a Cleavland steamer.
The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm
describing something with a foul taste
Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies
Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!