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mexican beef stew

when you make a taco bowl in an ass hole, they fart in it, and you slurp it all up.

sorry mom, I'm too full to eat thanksgiving dinner because I was eating Mexican beef stew earlier.

by Peen Lord 6969 December 12, 2019

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mexican deep clean

Describes a very detailed procedure that involves a naked man, an Hispanic woman, a pressure washer, and a Jack Russell Terrier. Although it has become a popular talking point, there is actually no video footage proving that it has ever been attempted.

I paid that chic and extra $200 for the Mexican Deep Clean.

by JigsBigBro October 20, 2015

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Mexican New Year

When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.

It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.

by Onecheaprobot January 7, 2011

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mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022

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mexican prison dance

Mexican prison dance- when a group of Mexican prisoners (in cell block D) gang up and rape the shit out of a poor white elderly Jewish man and his asshole.

The great drug lord Matteo, and his bitches had a Mexican prison dance with his co-inmate nick Z

by Rebel_wrestling February 9, 2014

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Mexican Purple Rocket

The condition of a man's penis where the circulation is cut off and the tip turns purple.

Damn, last night I got the worst case of Mexican Purple Rocket last night when my girlfriend gave me a gripping handjob. I think she was mad at me from when I gave her a Cleavland steamer.

by Flypig777 July 29, 2009

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Mexican Wedding Cookies

The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm

describing something with a foul taste

Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies

Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!

by Pimp-c- May 3, 2008

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