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When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.
Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
Cake (dessert) that is 'better than sex'. In other words, a really good, preferably chocolate sauce smothered piece of baked goodness.
Thing 1: "Have you ever had better than sex cake?"
Thing 2: "What's 'sex cake'?"
Thing 1: "No, just better than sex cake."
Thing 2: "Wait, what's 'sex cake?'"
Thing 1: "No, there isn't sex cake! It's better than 'sex', 'cake'!"
Thing 2: "Oh! You mean cake...that's better than sex?"
Thing 1: "Yeah...So I'm assuming you've never had it before?"
Thing 2: "Had what, sex or cake?"
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A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.
Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."
You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...
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Sex Position: When you are having sex in a recliner and the recliner tips over onto its back, but neither of you stop.
I was fucking your sister in your favorite recliner and we ended up doing the upside down pound cake.
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"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"
"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."
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A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?
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An Idiom that history attributes to Marie Antoinette the wife of King Louis XVI of France. Although, in actuality most scholars do believe that designation is a misnomer, the phrase is catchy.
The uneducated masses abuse the term: " wow, your team did a great job, "let them eat cake"! ( buys the team members a cake.)
The educated masses are aware of the mass inflation that was ravaging the French people at the time of the French Revolution, therefore the ingredients to purchase the items needed to make a cake would have cost a fortune. The idiom let them eat cake means "Screw them"
"You can't eat that! It's the last piece of cake!"
"Sure I can, I'm a Doctor, HaHaHa. Now, Let them eat cake!"
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